PISSCOIN is an anti-speculative anti-asset
PISSCOIN is a cultural token
PISSCOIN is loss-seeking
PISSCOIN is an attempt at a store of what is worthlessness
PISSCOIN is good fertilizer
PISSCOIN is going fishin’, not knowing what it will catch
PISSCOIN is the way of the road
PISSCOIN is a flaneur. Where others move quick and purposefully
IN THE PRESS
WHAT IS PISSCOIN?
PISSCOIN($PISS) is a chance to say you've had enough with the rest of crypto. It's something physical and tangible we can all relate to. This is not another pump and dump scheme. We are in this for the long haul. You think we are joking don't you? We are a growing community of GUZZLERS who look out for eachother. Holding $PISS will grant you access to our community, parties and fashion wear.
JOIN THE MOVEMENT
HOW TO BUY PISS
PISSCOIN is a new coin which at the moment is currently available on BSC / ETH. Trust us it is very real as you can see it on Etherscan and BSCscan. At the moment you can buy PISS either through exchanges or NFT EARLY GUZZLER. Will you be a Clear Cuck or a Dijon Don? Liquidity / Dev wallets are currently LOCKED.
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Another way you can acquire PISS is through our exclusive NFTs.
All NFT buyers will recieve the amount of PISS sent to their wallet.
BUY THE PISSCOIN (HALLELUJAH COVER)
PISSPLAY - YELLOW
THE GOLDEN MAN
PISS PIXEL COIN
WHO ARE THE GUZZLERS?
GUZZLERS are the worldwide community of those who hold their PISS.
The GUZZLER is not interested in watering down their PISS,
rather they seek darker, more concentrated hues.
The novice GUZZLER dreams of one day becoming a DIJON DON. Our DISCORD community is the GUZZLERS DEN and a place to connect with others.
"I don't really know much about computers and these coin things but my nephew Jamie got me in touch with the folks at PISSCOIN and they seem like a real nice bunch."
- Terry Huberdeau of Terry's Wood Art
"For a man who keeps such a full and robust bladder PISSCOIN is the ideal cryptocoin for me"
- Barry Geist
"For an intellectual such as myself PISSCOIN is a refreshing gush of fresh piss amongst the tepid sea of novelty crypto. "
- Lars Clayboy
Sign-up to our mailing list to parcipate in our GOLDEN SHOWERS where you have a chance to get some exclusive items like NFTs, PISSCOIN and more
BNB/PISS BUY GUIDE
1. Download Trust Wallet
Visit trustwallet.com and download the application.
2. Purchase BNB or BSC
Buy BNB or BSC directly on trustwallet to swap to PISS
3. Go the the browser in trustwallet and enter this URL
4. Swap for $PISS!
Swap your BNB for $PISS!
5. Add Custom Token
Add custom token with stmart chain via this contract
ETH/PISS BUY GUIDE
1. Download Coinbase Wallet
Visit Coinbasewallet and download the application.
2. Purchase ETH
Buy ETH directly on coinbase to swap to PISS
3. Go the the browser in coinbase (center) and enter this URL
4. Swap for $PISS!
Use your ETH to buy $PISS!
5. Bookmark in coinbase!
Click the top right ... icon to bookmark the uniswap page
PISSCOIN has been allocated via tiers of involvement. To defuse risk a number of larger accounts which are held by the Higher Council will be responsible for distributing more tokens to future token holders. All Founder and Liquidity accounts are currently LOCKED. We encourage GUZZLERS to do as they like, dumping and suppressing the value of the Pisscoin token. It is important that all holders are aware of this reality.
Founders who contributed to launching the token financially or artistically were given large sums of Pisscoin. The remainder of the tokens have been allocated to the open market or reserved for air drops and promotional events by large account holders. To see the purely arbitrary allocation see “GOLDEN SHOWERS”.
The Higher Council retains the right to blow their bladders at any time. Large account holders WILL DUMP TOKENS to keep liquidated (wet the bed) and build engagement. It is important for all Pisscoin token holders to know that value will trickle up to these accounts when they dump. It is wise to try and keep the price low, DO NOT try to buy Pisscoin when the price is high. There will be active attempts to recuperate some value for those who put time in creating and designing and working on the token as well as those who transferred ETH or other assets to help finance the creation of the token and other aspects of its workings. The long term goal would be to have no major single accounts and for the piss to flow freely around.
TERMS OF SERVICE
The PISSCOIN Terms of Service (“Terms”) govern your access to and uses of PISSCOIN. The Terms is a legally binding agreement between you (“you” and “your”) and PISSCOIN and Spumante a deterrtilized collective. (dba “Spumante”,”PISSCOIN”)(Spumante,”PISSCOIN”,”PI$$COIN”,”we”,”our”)
You expressly understand and agree that: Neither PISSCOIN, Spumante or any content owner or third party actor, or licensor, nor their respective, standing committees, parent organizations, officers, employees, collaborators, agents, directors, contractors, subsidiaries or affiliate organizations or companies, will be liable for any indirect, incidental, punitive, special, consequential or exemplary damages (even if PISSCOIN, or Spumante or content owners have been advices of the possibility of such damages) or loss of any kind arising from your uses of PISSCOIN, or spumante or from content, information material or products induced on or otherwise made available to you through the PISSCOIN or Spumante or for any damages in excess of the amount agreed upon at the specific time and place of content giving rise to the applicable claim for damages.
PISSCOIN and Spumate shall uses reasonable efforts to protect our internal databases, however personal information submitted by you in connection with PISSCOIN shall be used as we see fit and should be considered public information as in accordance with our Anti-Privacy Practices.